THE RULES OF McDELIVERY

Obey the Rules of McDelivery or go directly to McDonald’s jail.

Bag ketchup before fridge ketchup.

Balancing a drink on the skinny armrest is not advised.

McNuggets delivered after dark shall be called “night nugs.”

Fries at the bottom of the bag shall be evenly divided.

Leftover sauces go in the leftover sauce drawer.


Do not do this.


 




with Lauren